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Terms

Last updated 2 November 2026.

1. What this is

Secretary of Nonsense is an early personal assistant made by Metatheory Inc. It may change, be unavailable, or stop, sometimes without notice.

2. Your accounts

You sign in with your own Google or Apple account, and connect your own ChatGPT plan and sources. Those services' own terms still apply. Requests Secretary makes for you count against your ChatGPT plan's limits. Keep your devices' sign-ins to yourself.

3. Its judgments

Secretary uses AI to decide what to show you and to write summaries. It can be wrong, miss things, or overstate them, so check what matters against the original, which every card links to. It only reads: it doesn't act in your accounts on your behalf.

4. Fair use

Use it for yourself, lawfully, and only with sources you're entitled to read. Don't try to reach anyone else's data, or disrupt the service.

5. No warranty

It is provided as is, without warranties of any kind. As far as the law allows, Metatheory Inc. is not liable for losses arising from its use.

6. Privacy

See the privacy policy.

7. Contact

yoh@metatheory.gg